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[Dec15'2005 08:27PM] |
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=88.8) augustflame's purse (30 points). Last month I gave sheisthesailor a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I punched electricbluecat in the arm (-10 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for gossipgays (10 points). In May I gave mini_me1st a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (15 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
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[Jun05'2005 07:57PM] |
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overnight celebrity- twista
porcelain-moby
the world is at large-modest mouse
kissing you-des'ree
every little thing she does- the police
four seasons of loneliness-boyz II men
thealternative
gypsyfeet_
saidso
me_me_n_me
frownymoo
in other news.. cats computer just laughed.. i have a prom dress, i got tipsy nearly everyday this week and im going to fucking fail my gcses due to lack of revision.
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[May29'2005 10:19PM] |
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gogley gogley returns.
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[May29'2005 04:47PM] |
ugh well even though mai anh beat me to it im still going to update because im lucerr
anywayy friday i met ellen at new beckenham with my colour co-ordinated outfit which i was so proud of. we sat lounging in the park after telling ellen i discovered st. dunstans people lived on her road. drunk some lamborghini and smoked. well then we went back to her house and lay on her bed in our bras. fucking journey to crawley... its amazing how much fun you can have with a newspaper on a packed train.got to gatwick and we pretended we were all going on holiday to durma.. got to the fair which was swimming of pikees. the rides literally wiped the smiles off our faces (the wind) then me and ellen stole some onions off cat and mai anh and ate them (we were ravished).
on the train home, FUCK THE TICKET INSPECTORS COMING ooooh ermmm WHY IS NO ONE MOVING ran as fast as our wee little legs took us. crammed into a scarey horror movie toilet...all of us decided we needed to pee. ran for our train ellen: your phones ringing '' I DONT GIVE A FUCK'' its rhys ''PASS IT HEREEEEE'' then larry made me some spaghetti and sausages on toast for dinner and we got shouted at sorry again.
had to fucking wake up at 7.30 the next morning for harrow. funniest car journey.. we passed the irish centre cat then goes ''you aright'' in what was supposed to be an irish accent. then we got to harrow and ellen wet herself in the hour long speech. walked down the hill to get food... discovered no food had to walk back up again. met nate fucking love of our lives he letme sit in his car and gave me a cigarette oh so proud. then alistair we met... goes to cat nice skirt.... pffft then we went to pikey harrow oh helloo yars wer harrovians rah rah. me and cat went to the balcony and spat on people walking below us then ellen knocked cats shoe off the balcony... we lost it cat sorry.
got on the tube cat kept spitting on everyone then me and ellen spat gum on her. hahaaaaa it stuck in her hair. we then changed tubes and ellen realised it was the wrong one got off and was left by herself me and cat had a ppunch up on the tube with no shoes on then she decided to spit in my hair again. journey to the common was interrupted by my mum having an arguement with me
EDIT AND CAT FELL DOWN THE HILL AT HARROW
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[May26'2005 10:19PM] |
awh today was so lovely
i got on the p4 and everyone must have thought i was too weird
i saw a cat sunbathing on a seat in a bus shelter and burst out laughing.. then rhys texted me saying that i sent that message yes well everybody knows the rest .... *gawd*
met ellen for a fag and got a bit worried about spanish
went to oxford street hahaaa we got chirpsed by gay men
then antics with the jesus man... we told him to fuck off
then we bumbed into yaz who had her oh so pretty eyes and hannah who is just loverly
and went back to ellens hahaaa at the stops we ran off the train into other carriages
then got to ellens and i wore her slippers on our fantastico bikeride then we were wannabe thirteen girls and climber over the neeting (which fucking caught me.....EVERYWHERE) and ran through the sprinklerss highlight of my day
aj has seen me and ellen wet now twice
excellent
im so excited about saturday
FREE ENTRY TO THORPE PARK FOR THE FIRST 1000 PEOPLE WEARING SCHOOL UNIFORM THAT GET THERE TOMORROW
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[May21'2005 09:32PM] |
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so many picture posts done already but oh well here we go....
im going to miss charlotte storming out at lunch (love you)
hehehe look at sophies face
buffness
my girlies
last dayy
how stunning do they all loook
even emma with the hat on
and lauras was amazing at being a pirate
and ellie, not so good
we.look.scary.
bit emotional at the end though
i love youuuu
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[May06'2005 07:15PM] |
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ok so i was walking home from school all nice and quiet cigarette in my hand. come home, watch tv then i hear this really loud banging....it was kind of an angry knock so i thought ahh better not answer it. then i ran upstairs to see who it was and this guy runs off and gets in his red nice car. go downstairs find a lovely little package awaiting...... filled with 20 pills (e) and a bar of wood that smelt suspiciously like skunk all wrapped up nicely in cligfilm so you could see the little smiling faces on the pills.
quite scared now that some unhappy customer is going to bannnng mee.
oh well
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[May04'2005 07:55PM] |
guess who got into graveney tooo... so hah ellen and guy in your face.
not sure about what to do. blah it is sooo hard. what if i dont get requirements for jags, the reply has to be in in 2 weeks, allowing 4 days for postage.
hahahaaaaa sooo hyper today, ellen i have just realised its cos i was angry the other day so it was kinda making up for it.
ohohoho sooo so naughty bunking ALL my lessons today apart from english. hahaha ellen.... wake up. WHAT?! errr wer the only people in the library...
so looking forward to fagging on the kings road tomorrow. oh and the weekend but scared as well.
oh and anissa got a* in her french oral... just thought everyone should know that. hah shell be well pissed off i told everyone. xx
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[May02'2005 03:41PM] |
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so met at victoria and was greeted by a scary lady at the bus stop who whipped cat with her coat, and shouted at her to stop staring, got on the bus and so did she anissa and ca went downstairs but i stayed at the top, heard some screaming and went to go downstairs then saw the lady running up so i ran to the back, ''you're just fucking jealous, SLAG'' yeh i am jealous, errr where did you get that t-shirt?
went to love music hate racism gig, met pete doherty and got a signed travelcard and hello,in the crush found some people. then went round in circles at covent garden with sacha, and finally ended up at henrys waiting for mai anh. trek home at 3 in the morning and slumped down to a cornish pasty and a cigarette.
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[Apr25'2005 08:08PM] |
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1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
okkk ellens questions
1. if you could relive one day from your past what would it be? there are a lot, nights in the kings road with anissa and cat, noodle time with people and at night we wouldnt shutup and then me and cat were greeted by an angry mai anh and her shoe got stuck somewhere. and then the day when cat harri and rosalie came over and we watched sorority boys and then red dragon and we couldn't pee cos my house was soo scary so all 4 of us went together... and also when i got to meet cat properly at outdoor bowles centrre and she had an unfortunate accident on the ski slope heh.then at georgias house on halloween then watching the exorcist and me sian and cat being so fucking scared after and maddy being so cross... act. just georgias house in general with katie and cat. wowee i have so many good memories. OH AND ALSO that time when i went shoppingin selfrdiges with cat then we were late for you and then we met anissa and emily and matt and tim to go to attica, and your mum was angry, oh and that time we jacked over 100 pounds worth of stuff.
2. if you could choose an age to stop growing up at what would it be and why?
29 because i think thats when your life ends and from then on its all about having children and you start getting old
3. do you want children? what will you call them? yes i doo they would be called nathaniel hohum sorry didnt know about you... ashley, lukas, annd harley lol im not obsessed they are just buff names
4. is there any girl celebrity you would become bisexual for? does that make sense as a question? yes it doesmake sense and there are a few.... adriana lima, alex from the oc, summer from the oc, gemma ward but that sounds a wee bit paedophilic.
5. would you rather be fat or fuuuuuuugly? fat cos you can always lose weight
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[Apr24'2005 06:39PM] |
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miss you cattt
xxxxxx
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[Apr23'2005 08:30PM] |
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you are first on my list.
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